Update of reduced quality

You may remember the circumstances of our last contact, I was called away to see to a most urgent matter regarding an indiscretion that took place at the hotel where I was staying. I am happy to report that the young lady involved has now moved to a permanent home in Nevada, into what you might call 'basement' accomodation. I am sure she will find the peace there that she needs to rest in. Geddit?? ....nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat as they say, if you know what I mean, squire...and I think you do.

I have an msn passport account which has nothing to do with the email address this was sent to, but which does have the name "Frank Lee Awesome" on the associated profile.

Dear Awesome,

I am Mr Smith Douglas, the personal accounting officer to Mr Frank Awesome a national of your country, who used to work with shell development company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be referred to as my client.

On the 21st of April 1999, my client, his wife And their three children were involved in a car accident along sagbama express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his surname over the Internet, to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confisicated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly,the Union bank plc where the deceased had an account valued at about 12.5million dollars has issued me a notice as his accounting officer to provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within the next ten official working days. since i have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives for over 2 years now i seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have the same surname so that the proceeds of this account valued at 12.5million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the money. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this dealt through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please get in touch with me by my email

Best regards,
Mr. Smith Douglas.

Dear Smith,

I would like to thank you on the behalf of all the surviving Awesomes for
bringing us news of what has happened to little Frankie, but unfortunately,
there is only me left now.

The rest of our once fine family have passed away and so what if I got all
that insurance money??? Sorry, I shouldn't go on so much. Anyway, what did
you want?

Mr U R Awesome

DEAR FRIEND,
> HOW ARE YOU ?PLEASE AM SORRY FOR NOT REACHING YOU IN
> TIME PLEASE I HAVE BEEN IN HOSPITAL BED AND JUST CAME
> BACK YERSTERDAY ,SO MY DEAR I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT
> YOU MUST KEEP ALL ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION CONFIDENCIAL
> THAT MEANS YOU MUST NOTE TELL ANY BODY ABOUT IT TILL
> THE FUND ENTER,S YOUR ACCOUNT.
>
> I WANT YOU TO WRITE ME ONLY WITH THIS MY NEW EMAIL
> ADDRESS:( MY PHONE
> NUMBER:234-80-33235311,
> AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU I WILL SEND TO YOU A LETTER
> OF CLAIM WHICH YOU WILL SEND TO THE DIRECTOR OF UNION
> BANK OF NIG PLC FOR THEM TO APPROVE THE FUND FOR
> PAYMENT, SO PLEASE WE HAVE TO ACT FAST NOW SEND TO ME
> YOU PHONE AND FAX NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN TALK BEFORE I
> WILL SEND TO YOU THE LETTER OF CLAIM.
>
> REGARDS,
> SMITH DOUGLAS
>
> __________________________________________________
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>

Uno problemo blanca, I'm afraid. I cannot find any "Union Bank of Nig" listed anywhere, I've even tried looking for the "Union Bank of Nog". Close, but still no cigar. Do you know of the BNP in the UK? they are a very discrete and trustworthy, reliable organisation that works with clients who want secrecy around what they do, they can organise things exactly the way you want them and never ask any awkward questions. I have been with them for ages and never once had a problem. I think they would be ideal for what we need, are you interested in joining? If so, let me know. Glad to hear you are out of hospital, hope it was nothing trivial.

Count U R Awesome (OBE VC BSe RAC Ist)

> DEAR FRIEND,
>
> THANK YOU FOR YOUR REPLY PLEASE AS I TOLD YOU YOU DONT
> NEED TO WORRY OR GET AFRIAD FOR ANY THING BECAUSE I
> HAVE PERFECTED IT ALL SO WE DONT NEED ANY HELP FROM
> THE SO CALLED GROP YOU TALKED ABOUT.
>
> ALL YOU SHOULD DO IS TO SEND TO ME YOUR PHONE AND FAX
> NUMBER THEN I WILL CALL YOU AND INFORM YOU ON HOW WE
> WILL MOVE WITH THE TRANSACTION,
>
> I WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU ASAP AND YOU CAN CALL ME
>
> REGARDS,
>
> SMITH,
>
> __________________________________________________
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> Yahoo! Mail Plus - Powerful. Affordable. Sign up now.
>
>

Smith, dude,

I am worried, do you not know how police *spit, bastards* listen to most international calls these days because of the tragic events of 9/11, after which the world has never been the same. Actually, come to think of it, which I do, it was never the same before either was it? I mean, you've got the ever changing cosmic ballet of our ceaseless voyage around Sol for starters.

Anyway, I think phoning is a very bad idea, and I would once again remind you of the BNP organisation here in the UK, so would you tell me if you would like any information about what the BNP is offering to people like us, who want their business affairs handled with discretion and in total secrecy. (They are freemasons of the P2 'Black Friars' masonic lodge, as I am myself, so I can assure you that with the BNP all is square and on the level but do not tell them that I told you this)

Sieg Heil,

Obergruppenfuhrer U R Awesome